Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Oranges
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
Christmas
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
Dating
Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
Eggs
What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'
Man
What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
Cars
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
Like
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
Married
Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Cashiers
How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.