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Joke Topic - 'Income'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Income'.

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The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.


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Oranges

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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Christmas

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Dating

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Eggs

What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'
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Man

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
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Cars

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
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Married

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
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Cashiers

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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