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Joke Topic - 'Incompetence'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Incompetence'.

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Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.


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Government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Villagers

Gas rig men grilled by villagers
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Breed

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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Fish

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
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Politicians

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

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