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Joke Topic - 'Incompetence'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Incompetence'.
Work is accomplished by those employees who
have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Government
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
The bonds mature.
Blondes
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
A: Artificial intelligence.
Villagers
Gas rig men grilled by villagers
Breed
What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
A laboratory retriever.
Fish
Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
In river banks.
Politicians
Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
Politicians
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Cats
What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
A sourpuss!
Pessimists
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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