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Joke Topic - 'Indigestion'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Indigestion'.
Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
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Chefs
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Cows
Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow
A:mad cow
Elections
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
Cow
What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
Och aye the moo.
Gravity
Repeal the law of gravity
Soccer
What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
They both like hat tricks.
Parrot
What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.
Polyunsaturated.
Blondes
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Bankrupt
Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
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