Here are some randomly selected joke topics
The Queen
Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
Kidding
"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
Voting
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
Everything
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Boring
I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
Lawyers
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Cross The Road
Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
Thieves
Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
Cricket
I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.