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Joke Topic - 'Ink'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ink'.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.


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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
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Perfumes

What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.
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Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Husband

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
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Aliens

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Horses

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
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Termites

Termites are boring
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Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.

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