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Joke Topic - 'Insects'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Insects'.


Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.


What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.


Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.


"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."


Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!


Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.


What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!


The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.

A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.

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