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Joke Topic - 'Insects'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Insects'.

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Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
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What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
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Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.


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Watch

Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
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Bees

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Spoken

"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Piano

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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Chef

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
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Drums

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.

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