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Joke Topic - 'Insult'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Insult'.

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Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
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Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!


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Working

Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
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A Cubicle

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
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Difficult

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

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