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Joke Topic - 'Insult'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Insult'.


Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.

Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!

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Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!

A Cubicle

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.


What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?


How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!


Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.


Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.

Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

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