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Joke Topic - 'Insurance'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Insurance'.

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Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."
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Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often


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Cows

How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
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Santa

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Know

Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!
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Ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
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Lawyers

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Christmas

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.

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