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Joke Topic - 'Insurance'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Insurance'.


Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."

Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often

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How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.


Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.


How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!


Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!


What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.


Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.


It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.


What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.

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