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Joke Topic - 'Intelligence'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Intelligence'.
"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man
of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
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Minimum
What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.
Minidad.
Wives
Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
Light Bulbs
How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
Baker
Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Soccer
What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.
Aston vanilla.
Pie
What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
Pie in the sky.
Bedbugs
At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
In the spring.
The Meek
The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?
Trombone
Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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