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Joke Topic - 'Intelligence'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Intelligence'.


"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.

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Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.


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Because he had a rye sense of humor.


What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.


What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.


At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.

The Meek

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?


Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.

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