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Joke Topic - 'Intelligence'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Intelligence'.

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"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
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Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.


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Minimum

What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.
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Wives

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.
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Pie

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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Bedbugs

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
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The Meek

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?
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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.

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