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Joke Topic - 'Inventors'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Inventors'.

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Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.


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House

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
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My Mother

My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Ghosts

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
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A Man

What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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Idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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Nurses

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!

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