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Joke Topic - 'Irishmen'


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How many drunk Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
100. One to hold the light bulb, and 99 to drink until the room starts to spin.


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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Glasses

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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Santa Claus

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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Gold

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
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Sorry

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."

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