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Joke Topic - 'Iron'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Iron'.

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Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
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Drinking

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
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Singing

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Judge

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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Indigestion

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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Hello

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
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An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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