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Joke Topic - 'Jacket'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jacket'.

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What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.


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elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
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truck driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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pizza

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
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taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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light bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."
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light bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
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pigs

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
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elephants

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
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government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

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