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Joke Topic - 'Jail'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Jail'.


Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.

What kind of birds are usually locked up?

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.

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Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?


How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.


My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.


What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.


Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.


Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.


What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.

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