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Joke Topic - 'Jail'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Jail'.

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Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.


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tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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beer

Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.
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fishing

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
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vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
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Christmas

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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dogs

Which type of dog always know what time it is?
A watch dog!
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.

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