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Joke Topic - 'Jail'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Jail'.

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Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
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French

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
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Blondes

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
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Mice

What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.
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Pool

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.
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Chaos

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Dogs

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.

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