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Joke Topic - 'January'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'January'.

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What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.


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birthdays

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
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children

It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
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birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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medicine

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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hearing aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
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tax

Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.
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cows

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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bridge

If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
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intelligent

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk

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