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Joke Topic - 'January'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'January'.


What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.

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Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!


It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.


He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.


Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients

hearing aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."


Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.


What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.


If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?


Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk

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