An extremely jealous wife gave her husband a careful inspection every evening when he arrived home. Even the smallest hair found on his jacket would lead to violent
recriminations. One night, after finding nothing at all, she burst into tears and exclaimed, "Even bald women now!"
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cows
Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
Dogs
My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.
Live
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
Road Maps
I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.
Cows
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Light Bulbs
How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
Dogs
If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what
would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
Mice
What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
Look
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.