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Joke Topic - 'Jealous'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jealous'.

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An extremely jealous wife gave her husband a careful inspection every evening when he arrived home. Even the smallest hair found on his jacket would lead to violent recriminations. One night, after finding nothing at all, she burst into tears and exclaimed, "Even bald women now!"


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