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Joke Topic - 'Jewel'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jewel'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.


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school

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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cows

What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.
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doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
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Christmas

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
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soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
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ghosts

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.

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