Joke Topic - 'Jewelry'

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.