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Joke Topic - 'Jewelry'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jewelry'.


What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.

What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.

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Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.


What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?


How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.


My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'


Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.

Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!


What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.


What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

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