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Joke Topic - 'Jewelry'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jewelry'.

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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.


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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
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Fairies

What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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Birthdays

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
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Chickens

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
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Cargo

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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Scottish

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

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