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Joke Topic - 'Jilted'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jilted'.

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What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.


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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Bananas

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
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Cooks

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Dentists

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.
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Notice

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing
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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

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