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Joke Topic - 'Job' - 2

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Job'.


The reward for a job well done: more work.

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.

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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.


Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!


Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?


Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.

Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.


A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.


What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.


Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!


Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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