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Joke Topic - 'Job' - 2


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Job'.

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The reward for a job well done: more work.
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What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.


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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
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Dog

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Birthdays

Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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