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Joke Topic - 'Jobs'


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Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.


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magician

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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retire

Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
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motorists

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
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management

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
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light bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
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knock knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
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lawyers

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
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hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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three bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.

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