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Joke Topic - 'Jobs'


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Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.


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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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Owl

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
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Psychiatrists

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
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Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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Bankrupt

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
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Haunted

How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
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Free

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

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