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Joke Topic - 'Jogging'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jogging'.


If you jogged backward would you gain weight?

Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.

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Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.


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Jumbo flies and a diet croak.

King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.


What Sort of cheese is made backwards?


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Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.


If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?


Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!

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