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Joke Topic - 'Jogging'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jogging'.

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If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
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Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.


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Bars

A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
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Work

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
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Alcohol

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
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Books

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
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Hotels

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'

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