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Joke Topic - 'Jogging'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jogging'.

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If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
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Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.


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waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
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cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
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cheese

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
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elephants

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
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apartments

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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succeed

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
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cats

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!

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