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The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.

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He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.


Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?


My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.


Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.


Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.


Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.


How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....


Football is only a game - until your team loses.

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