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The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.


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help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
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witches

Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
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cats

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
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drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
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politicians

Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.
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silence

Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
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slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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to err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.

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