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The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.


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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Dancing

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?
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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
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Vampires

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.
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Chickens

Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
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Chip

Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.
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Elephants

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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Football

Football is only a game - until your team loses.

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