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Joke Topic - 'Jokers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jokers'.

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What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.


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the cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.
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doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
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blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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monsters

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
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dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
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bus drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Burger King

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!
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golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

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