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Joke Topic - 'Journalists'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Journalists'.


How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five-one to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in his/her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."

How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that the Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.


I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.


I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.


Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.


Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.


Debate about hanging suspended

the lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?

the future

The future isn't what it used to be.


For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.

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