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Joke Topic - 'Journalists'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Journalists'.

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How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five-one to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in his/her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.
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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that the Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
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Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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Computers

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
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Jugglers

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
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Trains

Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
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Online Banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
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Coke

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
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Frogs

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
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Chickens

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
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Months

Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.

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