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Joke Topic - 'Journalists'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Journalists'.

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How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five-one to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in his/her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.
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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that the Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
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Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.


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football

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
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broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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girlfriends

I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
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people

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
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lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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debate

Debate about hanging suspended
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the lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
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the future

The future isn't what it used to be.
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dogs

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.

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