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Joke Topic - 'Journalists'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Journalists'.


How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five-one to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in his/her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."

How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that the Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.

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Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.


Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.


How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.


Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.

Online Banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.


I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up


Just how deep into the water can a frog go?


What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...


Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.

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