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Joke Topic - 'Judge'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Judge'.


A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take: 30 days or $30?" The man thought and replied, "I think I'll take the money."

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.

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Burger King

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