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This tramp comes up before the judge and he doesn't half smell. The judge says, 'What's the charge against this man?'
The policeman says, 'A fragrancy charge, your honour.'
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What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
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Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Drunks

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
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Horse

Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.
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Boyfriends

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
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Work

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Work

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.

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