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Joke Topic - 'Judges' - 2

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This tramp comes up before the judge and he doesn't half smell. The judge says, 'What's the charge against this man?'
The policeman says, 'A fragrancy charge, your honour.'

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.

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Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.


He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.


I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!


Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.


Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.


What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.


What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.


I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.

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