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Joke Topic - 'Justice'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Justice'.

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Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Many years ago, a junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: "Justice prevailed."
The senior partner replied in haste: "Appeal immediately."


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Steak

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Money

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'
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Nicer

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Nose

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
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Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
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Driving

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."

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