Many years ago, a junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: "Justice prevailed."
The senior partner replied in haste: "Appeal immediately."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Steak
Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
Dieting
I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
Money
My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'
Nicer
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
Nose
How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
Light Bulbs
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
Driving
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
For Granted
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."