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Joke Topic - 'Justice'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Justice'.


Justice - a decision in your favor.

Many years ago, a junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: "Justice prevailed."
The senior partner replied in haste: "Appeal immediately."

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I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'


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Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.


I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be

For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don who?
Don take me for granted.


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It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."

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