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Joke Topic - 'Kangaroos'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Kangaroos'.

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This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
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What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.


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Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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Kidding

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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Doctors

DOCTOR" The pain in your right leg is caused by old age.
OLD MAN : But my left leg is the same age and that doesn't hurt.
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Cats

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Politicians

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Intelligent

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk
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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
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Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."

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