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Joke Topic - 'Kangeroo'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kangeroo'.


What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.

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I Work For The Government - I'm Here To Help You.


What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?


Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.


What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.


Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!


What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.


Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.


Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.

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