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Joke Topic - 'Kangeroo'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kangeroo'.

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.


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Government

I Work For The Government - I'm Here To Help You.
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Christmas

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
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Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Robbery

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
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Marry

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
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Tax

Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.

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