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Joke Topic - 'Kettles'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kettles'.

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What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.


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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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Cars

My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Wife

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
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Girlfriends

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

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