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Joke Topic - 'Kettles'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kettles'.


What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.

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We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.


My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'

Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.


Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.


What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.


What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.


What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!


What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

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