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Joke Topic - 'Keys'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keys'.

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What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.


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Therapist

The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
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Piano

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
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Toilets

Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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Bees

What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
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Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

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