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Joke Topic - 'Keys'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keys'.


What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.

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The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.


What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!


Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.

Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.


What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.


What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

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