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Joke Topic - 'Kidding'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Kidding'.

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"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?" And the HR Person replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
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Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.


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False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
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Ghosts

What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?
Boo-boos.
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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
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Marble

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
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School

Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.

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