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Joke Topic - 'Kidnapping'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kidnapping'.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.


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Marry

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
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Talking

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
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Pirates

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
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Hello

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
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Bank

Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Sick

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?

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