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Joke Topic - 'Kidnapping'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kidnapping'.


Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

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Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.


Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.

Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.


Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.


Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.


Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.


Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?

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