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Joke Topic - 'Kidneys'


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My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'


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Keyhole

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
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Arguing

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
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Baseball

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.
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Cemetery

Filming in cemetery angers residents
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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King Kong

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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Victorian

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.

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