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Joke Topic - 'Kilt'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kilt'.

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Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.


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Accountant

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
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Indigestion

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
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Eggs

Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.
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Wedding

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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Movies

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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Cowboys

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.

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