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Joke Topic - 'Kilt'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kilt'.


Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.

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Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.


Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.

Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.


Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.


Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.


Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.


'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'


Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.

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