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Joke Topic - 'King Arthur'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'King Arthur'.

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Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
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Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
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Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!


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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
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Barbers

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.
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Elephants

How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.
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Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
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Cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.

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