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Joke Topic - 'King Harold'


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What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!


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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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Piano

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
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Jewel

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Motorists

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
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Idiots

All men are idiots....I married their king.

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