Joke Topic - 'King Harold'

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.

All men are idiots....I married their king.