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Joke Topic - 'King Harold'

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What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!

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What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.


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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?


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My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.


All men are idiots....I married their king.

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