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Joke Topic - 'King Kong'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'King Kong'.

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How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
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Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.


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Birthdays

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
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Eggs

Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.
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Potato

What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Complain

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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Christmas

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Scarf

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
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Hired

Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.

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