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Joke Topic - 'King Kong'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'King Kong'.


How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.

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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake


What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.


Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.

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