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Joke Topic - 'Kipper'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kipper'.


What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.

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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.


What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.


Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.


Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.


Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.


Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.


What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!


Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?

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