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Joke Topic - 'Kipper'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kipper'.

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What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.


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Dancing

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Lawyers

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
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A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.
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Cows

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
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Elves

Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.
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Father

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
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Birthdays

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?

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