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Joke Topic - 'Kitchens'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kitchens'.

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What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.


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Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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Laryngitis

What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
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Girlfriends

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
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Rich

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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Death

Death is hereditary

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