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Joke Topic - 'Kitten'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Kitten'.

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Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
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What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.


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Politicians

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
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Nicer

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
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Bosses

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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Plumber

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
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Wife

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.

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