Joke Topic - 'Kitten'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Kitten'.

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.

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Politicians

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.

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