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Joke Topic - 'Kitty'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Kitty'.

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What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
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What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty


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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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Sent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
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Beauty

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Idiots

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
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Alphabet Soup

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.
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Bird

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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Married

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.

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