Joke Topic - 'Knee'

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.

My wife's other car is a broomstick

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