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Joke Topic - 'Knife'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Knife'.

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He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Witches

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
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Person

"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"
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Dalmatian

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Chicken

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
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Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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