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Joke Topic - 'Knights'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Knights'.

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What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.


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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
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A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Song

I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
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Cars

This is not an abandoned vehicle
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Beef

What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!

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