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Joke Topic - 'Knights'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Knights'.


What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.

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Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.


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A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."


What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!

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