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Joke Topic - 'Knocking'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Knocking'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?


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Skeleton

Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
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Ghosts

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
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Pilot

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
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Read

If you can't read
Watch this space
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Rich

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Money

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.

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