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Joke Topic - 'Knocking'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Knocking'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?

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Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.


My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.


Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.


Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.


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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."


Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?


Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.


How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.

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