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Joke Topic - 'Lady'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lady'.

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"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"


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Jogging

Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.
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Victorian

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
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Pigs

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
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Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
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Favorite

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
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Haunted

How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
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Dracula

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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Chauffeur

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!

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