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Joke Topic - 'Landlady'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Landlady'.

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'Excuse me,' said the guest, 'but this steak is so tough I can't even cut it. Take it away and bring me another.'
'I can't take it away,' said the landlady. 'You've bent it.'
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A holidaymaker was complaining to his landlady about his room. 'Look. This wall's so thin you can almost see through it.'
'That's not a wall,' she replied, 'it's the window.'
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A man arrived at his holiday guest-house and met the landlady.
'Can you sing?' she snapped.
'No,' he replied.
'Well, you'd better learn quickly. There's no lock on the bathroom door.'


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Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.

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