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Joke Topic - 'Landlord'


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The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.


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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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Frogs

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
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Husband

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
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License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
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Bees

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
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Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
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Pigs

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.

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